Robert Jackson’s Magnum Oafus

  • I’m Starting to Question

    As a young man moderate patriotism for England and Britain was the norm.

    I still fundamentally feel that way but have travelled widely around Europe and have always tried to respect people in their own country.

    Now in England I’m witnessing massive change for the worse, a collapse in law and order, unbridled immigration of people who don’t respect us back and simply take.

    To me patriotism was always about pride and a sense of safety and belonging and kinship.

  • The American Show Benalmadena Harbour

    Daily writing prompt
    Write about your dream home.

    Get a little booty on the side.

  • Coke an’ a Smoke

    Ok that’s not quite true, it’s coke and a vape (the fizzy pop type, not the class A drug. All of my unwholesome proclivities can be satisfied with a trip to Tesco’s).

    I did test my theory that vitamins C and D might help me with stopping smoking (with supplements, not foodstuff) and it seemed to work a treat for a couple of days but the interaction between my medication (which I hate being forced to take) and a knackered metabolism may have messed up the experiment. I’ve actually been getting vitamin D supplements here in the gulag and it’s helping too. Certainly I can go a good half an hour without vaping which is good all things considered.

    I have also come to the conclusion that I have mild OCD that manifests in ways that aren’t obvious or troubling to me and I found that tuna is particularly good at calming down my impulsivity (although I can’t remember why I originally decided to try it. It may be that it produces acetylcholine in the nervous system).

    Anyway, that’s all for now I hope your life is better than mine is at the moment and if it’s not phone a friend for help.

  • The Cigarette

    Ahh, wedded bliss.

  • The Goodmayes Gulag

    I lost access to my blog for a while so I haven’t been posting but I think I’ve recovered it.

    I’m currently banged up in the most abusive excuse for a hospital I can imagine but I’ve been promised I’ll be home in no more than a month.

    I’ll believe that if and when it happens.

  • Tuesday Morning

    Back to business as usual after spending the weekend in Police custody for smashing up a car with a hammer outside mum’s house,

    Going to take my parents shopping in Romford tomorrow and have my usual browse around the charity shops and HMV whilst I wait for them.

  • Had Enough Yet?

    I know some of you don’t listen to my music and some of you do so I’ll carry on for now.

    I went to Romford today and it was surprisingly pleasing not to be bumping in to ill mannered urchins everywhere. I was, however surprised there were so many pensioners out in this weather.

  • The Voice of Romford

    Got nothing better to so if anyone wants to knock me up or get knocked up I’m your back door man.